
Monday May 20 @ 05:05amSO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
When I was in Florida last week I saw a car shaped like a banana. This is every picture I could get of it.
is that Florida Man
His fucking license plate says SPLIT
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
A++++++++
That’s a terrible waste, but still hilarious.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
i can’t handle the second gif

Missing that old thang, but everything must come to a close. If it is real, it will return.
:’)

Thursday Mar 7 @ 12:09amamazing-cheynne-is-not-on-fire:
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.*bows* the humble bastard of words at you’re service sire.
Sunday Feb 10 @ 11:01pmHOW TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS .
HOW DEMI LOVATO WALKS .
HOW BEYONCE WALKS .
HOW I WALK .
Demi & Beyonce some bad ass bitches
taylor needs to take pointers from beyonce and demi

Monday Jan 7 @ 12:08amDid I ever tell you all that I love T.I. well I do… & clearly he’s about that trap parenting life









