teenytigress:
“ SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN...

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Monday May 20 @ 05:05am

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

When I was in Florida last week I saw a car shaped like a banana. This is every picture I could get of it. 

is that Florida Man

His fucking license plate says SPLIT

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Sunday Mar 10 @ 10:50pm

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

connuh:

I HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

A++++++++

That’s a terrible waste, but still hilarious.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

Sunday Mar 10 @ 10:35pm

h-ella:

h-u-m-o-u-r:

i can’t handle the second gif

-

Sunday Mar 10 @ 10:29pm
Missing that old thang, but everything must come to a close. If it is real, it will return.
:’)

Missing that old thang, but everything must come to a close. If it is real, it will return.
:’)

Thursday Mar 7 @ 01:58am
tinman-the-writer:
“ animefan77:
“ amazing-cheynne-is-not-on-fire:
“ hitsandtricks:
“ BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.
Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule...

tinman-the-writer:

animefan77:

amazing-cheynne-is-not-on-fire:

hitsandtricks:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

image

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .


Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.



be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.

*bows* the humble bastard of words at you’re service sire.

Thursday Mar 7 @ 12:09am
thenapoleonboudoir:
“likeadimepiece:
“ I want one!!!
”
me toooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
”

thenapoleonboudoir:

likeadimepiece:

I want one!!!

me toooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday Feb 11 @ 01:25am

biexpress:

fuckyeahl3tsfuck:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

HOW TAYLOR SWIFT WALKS .

image

HOW DEMI LOVATO WALKS .

image

HOW BEYONCE WALKS .

image

HOW I WALK .

image

Demi & Beyonce some bad ass bitches

taylor needs to take pointers from beyonce and demi

Sunday Feb 10 @ 11:01pm
Sunday Feb 10 @ 01:12am
manfromdavideo:
“ POW SUPER BOWL XLVII
”

manfromdavideo:

POW  SUPER BOWL XLVII

Sunday Feb 3 @ 10:31pm
Sunday Feb 3 @ 10:29pm
capturingherthoughts:
“ Did I ever tell you all that I love T.I. well I do… & clearly he’s about that trap parenting life
”

capturingherthoughts:

Did I ever tell you all that I love T.I. well I do… & clearly he’s about that trap parenting life

Monday Jan 7 @ 12:08am

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Sunday Jan 6 @ 06:19am
Sunday Jan 6 @ 05:04am
get-recklessinthestarlight:
“ hkangela:
“ awwwwwwww i wanna sleep with this
”
you’re a perv
”

get-recklessinthestarlight:

hkangela:

awwwwwwww i wanna sleep with this

you’re a perv

Saturday Jan 5 @ 01:02am
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